Tuesday, 5 March 2019

The Banker's Niece 19: Jane has a bad day

Jane drums her fingers on Clio’s steering wheel. The road ahead of her is completely blocked by a small white pick-up and a vast black four-wheel-drive, parked side by side facing in opposite directions. The drivers, with their heads out of their windows, are deep in conversation. She’s been there for five minutes.
    Such behaviour is not unusual and when Jane first encountered it she found it quaint. She laughed about it with William over their evening drinks.
    ‘You realise that for many people who work in the countryside', he said, 'it’s the only social contact they have. Of course they’re going to take their time. And anyway it’s extremely rude to drive past somebody you know without stopping to talk to them.’
    Jane’s mind boggled not only at the isolation William’s words revealed but also that you might pass an acquaintance in a car in the middle of nowhere. How come, with all the people she knew in London – many hundreds probably if not thousands, she’d never once bumped into any of them by accident?
    ‘You should get out and introduce yourself,’ he said. ‘Join in. They probably know who you are already.’
    But she never has, and she certainly isn’t going to today.
    Rain is streaming down the car’s windscreen and wind is sending a hail of twigs on to its roof. Every so often an extra-strong gust shakes the vehicle like a dog who's making sure that the rabbit clamped in its teeth is properly dead.
    Both men look extremely dubious and as soon as she stopped she engaged the door locks. The one in the four-wheel-drive has long curly black hair and whenever he glances in Jane’s direction she gets the impression he’s laughing at her. All she can see of the one in the pick-up is the back of a bald pink head, rolls of neck fat and an arm bursting out of a red-checked shirt.
    Worst of all, it’s already ten to nine and if she doesn’t get a move on soon she’s going to be late for work again. No way does she want to encourage the conversation.
    She’s already encountered a flood which involved a long detour round unfamiliar lanes with only her new compass to guide her, and then she spent ten minutes crawling behind a vast brown and white horse and its vast female rider, her only amusement working out which bottom was bigger.
    What else is in store? Fallen trees? Hedge-cutting? Stray sheep? Cattle crossing? Bewildered rabbits refusing to get out of the way? She’s had them all at one time or another.
    Oh for those simple journeys to work in London. A twenty-minute walk if the weather was fine and a twenty-minute bus ride if it wasn’t. Totally predictable, totally anonymous, no animals of any kind.

She stops outside Henry’s office and checks her watch. Nine o’clock exactly. Phew. She’s managed to make it on time, even if on time wasn’t good enough for her father who served in the navy during the war. ‘If you’re not ten minutes early, you’re late,’ he used to say. Blow that. Why can’t he get out of her head?
    She’s run all the way from the carpark, waving a quick hello to Lauren in reception before taking the stairs two at a time. She hasn’t even stopped to leave her coat and bag in her office. She’s still panting as she pushes open the door.
    Sam is already there. She sits the opposite side of the pale oak table, her laptop open in front of her and a mug of coffee by her side. A brief interval of sun haloes her fluff of pink hair. She’s wearing a black polo-neck and black leather jacket, as ever making Jane feel dowdy even though she thought she looked quite chic first thing when she put on her navy cords and navy Shetland jumper.
    Henry has his back to her and is bending over some papers. He’s in butter-yellow moleskin trousers today, the exact same shade as his hair. She wonders if he chose them deliberately.
    The two of them appear to be sharing a joke.
    ‘Sorry I’m late,’ says Jane, as much to announce her presence as anything, seeing as neither of them has yet looked in her direction.
    ‘Oh for f--k’s sake,’ says Sam, raising her head a fraction. ‘She’s hardly through the door and already she’s apologising.’
    ‘Sorry,’ says Jane again before she can stop herself.
    Sam bursts into raucous laughter, opening her mouth so wide that Jane can see her rows of silver fillings.
    Jane pulls out a chair the near side of the table where she always sits. She may be the last in every time, but at least she gets the view.
    Henry, to one side of her, carries on shuffling papers.
    The offices take up the south-facing arm of Courtney Manor stables, with the editorial department on the first floor and everyone else underneath. Sam, Jane and the Editorial Manager squash into half the first floor while Henry has the other half. His plate-glass windows give on to a landscape that includes at least half of rural Devon and stretches all the way to the long curves of Dartmoor.
    Jane concentrates on the view in an effort to soothe her head. It was only yesterday, Tuesday, that she crawled out of her sick-bed, and even then she didn’t get dressed. She spent the day in her dressing-gown stuffing down food – scrambled eggs on toast, falafel and onion bhajis bought as nibbles for William, soup out of the freezer.
    The migraine, which started on Saturday in Muddicombe village shop at the end of her walk, turned out to be more vicious than any migraine she’s endured for years. It was like one from the old days, when she first began to suffer them, with both ‘upward vomit’ and ‘downward laxative’ as Chaucer so neatly put it. It’s amazing how these literary references return at appropriate times. Her old English teacher would be proud of her.
    Migraines are fickle things. They can vanish in a few hours or rumble on for days. From her current general yukkiness she fears this is one of the latter kind. She probably should have spent another day at home but she was worried about taking too much time off work as she doesn’t yet feel established. She supposes it’s the result of having a job that didn’t exist before. Not that it bothers Sam.
    It’s a pity she’s walked straight into one of the weekly meetings. She hoped to avoid this week’s as they’re supposed to take place on Mondays but unfortunately it was one of those times when Henry was ‘delayed’ in London. God knows what he gets up to there. He says he’s ‘networking’ – trawling for new authors, keeping up with publishing trends – but does he really need to do that now he’s employed her and Sam? It’s a bit annoying and she wonders how Mrs Henry (as she’s always known) puts up with it.
    ‘For f--k’s sake,’ says Sam again. ‘Take your coat off. Settle down. Let’s get on with this débâcle.’
    She pronounces the last word ‘debbackle’ and Jane wonders whether that’s deliberate. She sees Henry wince but it’s difficult to know which line Sam has stepped over this time. There are so many.
    ‘Excuse me,’ says Henry, straightening up at last. ‘I’m in charge.’
    She might have guessed. He lets Sam get away with homicide but some things are sacred: his family heritage, his three out-of-control wolfhounds and his authority.
    ‘No you’re not,’ says Sam. ‘You’re never here.’
    Too true, thinks Jane. Why couldn’t she have said that herself?

‘Roof leak gone?’ asks Lauren.
    Jane nods. She can’t speak at the moment, as migraines both interfere with her ability to process words and make her weepy, which is an awkward combination.
    ‘I knew Vinnie would sort you out,’ says Lauren, biting into a home-made white bread and ham sandwich. ‘He’s a good lad.’
    It’s lunchtime and they’re sitting under the eaves of the middle arm of the stables. Because the Manor is a long way from the nearest pub or shop, Henry has fitted the space out as a staff restroom, installing a kitchen at one end and furnishing the rest with low tables and armchairs.
    ‘How about that back door of yours?’ says Lauren, ripping the foil off a strawberry yoghurt. ‘Not sticking any longer?’
    Jane shakes her head. She’s clasping a packet of her own home-made sandwiches - tahini and cucumber in organic wholemeal spelt – but hasn’t managed to open it yet.
    ‘Excellent,’ nods Lauren. ‘Brad’s very busy so I’m glad he got out to you so quickly.’
    It was Jane’s domestic dramas that first drew the two of them together, in spite of Lauren being thirty-six years younger than Jane, eight inches shorter and three stone heavier.
    One morning Jane just happened to mention that there was an atrocious smell in her garden. She’d written it off as one of those inexplicable rural phenomena but Lauren interpreted it differently.
    ‘That’ll be your septic tank,’ she pronounced. ‘Probably needs emptying. I’ll get my cousin Nige out. He works for Shhhifters.’
    Jane had no idea she possessed a septic tank, let alone what they did. Come to think of it, she still doesn’t. It’s not something she wants to pry into.
    Lauren it turned out lives in Muddicombe like Jane, what’s more from a family that has lived in Muddicombe since before records began. She's therefore related to or knows everyone, and whatever Jane’s problem finds someone to deal with it. It’s like having an entrée to the local mafia.
    Jane tries to reciprocate by giving her small editorial jobs. Lauren has been in reception at Courtney Press ever since leaving school six years earlier and is desperate to move on.
    Yoghurt finished, Lauren pulls open a packet of prawn cocktail crisps and starts browsing on her phone.
    ‘Hey,’ she crunches. ‘This is interesting. You know that Rick Rockford? Rick the Rock. The lead singer of Minotaur. Quite hunky for someone that old.’
    Jane stares at her.
    Lauren, head down, carries on reading. ‘It says here that he’s retiring from life on the road and coming back to live in Devon. I must tell my gran that. I’m pretty certain she went to school with his mum. Did you know he came from Devon?’ She looks up.
    ‘Hey,’ she says. ‘Are you all right?’
    Tears are streaming down Jane’s face. She doesn’t know where they come from or why they’re suddenly here.
    ‘I’m not sure,’ she quavers.

Friday, 22 February 2019

Looking for cranes on the Somerset Levels

Novel-writing

I’m taking a break from novel-writing at the moment as it’s a very intense activity.

On the Somerset Levels

Yesterday Frog, Dog and I went for a walk on the Somerset Levels, looking for the reintroduced cranes.* We didn’t find any cranes but we found lots of other things. Here are some of them.

There was mistletoe everywhere. This apple tree is almost giving up.

Strange fruit  (Spot the dog.)
Reflections in the River Parrett
A burst of new hawthorn leaves
Wild cherry blossom (or blackthorn?)
Periwinkle

Cranes

Cranes once lived in great numbers all over the UK, giving their name to places (eg Cranbrook, Cranford), food (eg cranberries) and plants (eg cranesbill). They became extinct as a breeding bird in this country at the start of the seventeenth century through being hunted for food and as the marshland where they lived was drained. 

In 1979 however three migrant birds set up home on the Norfolk Broads and in 2010-14 another group of birds was reintroduced to the Somerset Levels. Both groups are doing well.

They are big grey birds like herons but look different in flight. They are related not to herons but to moorhens and coots.



(Thanks to thegreatcraneproject.org.uk  for the information and picture above.)



* Thanks to Roselle Angwin and her blog for reminding me about the Somerset cranes

Tuesday, 12 February 2019

The Banker's Niece 18: Lethal weapon

New Year’s Day 1980

Jane stirred the mince that was browning in the frying-pan. The smell turned her stomach and she wondered not for the first time whether she should look into becoming vegetarian. Perhaps that would help her mysterious ‘heads’.
    She could hear bangings and crashings in the barn underneath the flat where Rick kept the Mini and his motorbike. He’d bought this in the summer so that he and Jane had independent transport. With all his comings and goings it had become impossible for her to rely on him to give her lifts to and from work and he became resentful when she tried to pin him down. She was surprised he allowed her to drive the Mini, but needs must she supposed.
    She hated to think what he was doing to the vehicles. He’d been down there all day, not even reappearing to grab his usual lunchtime cheese sandwich or make himself one of the many cups of tea that punctuated his days. She kept tensing, thinking she heard his feet thudding on the outdoor steps, and then relaxing when the noise turned out to be nothing more than the wood creaking in the breeze.
    Only one more evening to get through and then she would be back at her job and Rick would vanish into his packed programme of work, rehearsals and gigs.
   
Except for the Saturday before Christmas when Minotaur had a concert in Bristol and they all stayed overnight with a friend of Dougie’s, and Christmas itself which she and Rick had spent with their respective parents, the two of them had passed the entire holiday period together. Jane could hardly remember when they’d last had such a long time alone with each other. Christmas the year before probably and that hadn’t been great either, now she thought about it.
    It wasn’t a deliberate choice but both the university where Rick worked and the publisher where Jane worked had shut down for the festive period and they didn’t realise what this would mean until it was too late.
    Rick’s working life had of course been transformed by this new postgraduate, Chris. Unlike the other – male – academics, he said, she treated him as a human being. Instead of barking out orders from the door and then complaining, she had apparently come right into his workshop, stepping over all the pieces of equipment-in-transit (of which there were many), introduced herself, explained about her work and then with great deference asked if he might have time to help her. He’d spent most of the summer, it seemed, driving her around the coast and helping her take samples of seawater.
    Jane had met her once when she descended to Rick’s workshop herself, something she’d done often when she was working odd hours as a waitress but couldn’t do once she’d started her proper job in January, except on the occasional day off. Rick and Chris had been drinking tea together, sitting on high stools. Both had jumped up when she appeared and fallen over each other to make her a cup of tea too. The atmosphere was slightly strange but she put it down to Rick’s natural guilty conscience as Chris wasn’t pretty at all. She was tiny and very thin with short spiky hair. She looked more like a boy than a girl.

Jane lifted the frying-pan off the heat and tipped the mince into a large heavy saucepan. Then she took some onions, carrots and celery from the fridge and a knife from the drawer.
    It was getting dark. The sun was disappearing behind the folds of the hills in an orange glow. The sheep in the field below the window were still bleating lustily however, still nibbling at the grass. Did they ever stop? How on earth did they keep warm in the long cold winter nights?
    The banging down below had stopped and she noticed for the first time the faint strains of music from the transistor radio that Rick took with him everywhere. So he must still be there, but what was he doing?
    Was he holding his breath like her, trying to work out what she was doing?

She’d fallen into her job almost by accident. She’d written to all sorts of companies fifteen months earlier when looking for a proper job, and attended several interviews, but Peninsula Books was the only place that offered her a position.
    ‘It’s your secretarial experience that sets you apart,’ said Graham, the Editorial Manager, leaning back in his chair and patting his large stomach. ‘Lots of our girls can’t type and of course, when you’re dealing with manuscripts and authors, typing looks so much more professional.’
    Jane didn’t see any typewriter on Graham’s desk, nor any sign of manuscripts or letters to authors. In fact, there wasn’t much on his desk at all. She wondered what he did.
    The mention of typing upset her. She’d had enough of that in London. Had she really spent three years at university, only to be relegated to typing again?
    ‘Do you do fiction?’ she asked to cheer herself up.
    She’d discovered the company in the Yellow Pages under ‘Publishers’ but didn’t know anything about them until she picked up their catalogue in reception as she waited for Graham (who was half an hour late). All she could find in the catalogue was dull non-fiction books – political biographies, manuals about car repair and carpentry, cricket facts, guides to buying wine.
    Graham flushed. ‘No.’
    ‘Never mind,’ said Jane, hastily backtracking. What had she said wrong?
    ‘All you girls want to work in fiction,’ he snapped.
    In spite of Graham and the subject matter of the books, the job turned out all right. It suited her skills, both her photographic memory for spellings and her degree in French and Spanish which meant she knew about grammar and the precise meanings of words. People began to praise her, which made a pleasant change.
    But the best part of the job was Alison with whom she shared an office. Alison was three years older than Jane (being twenty-seven) and much wiser and such a good listener.
   
Jane chopped the vegetables and put them into the frying-pan to brown.

At least her latest ‘head’ had gone, the one that had come on after the visit to her parents - alone as always, but what else could she do? Well, she called the attacks ‘heads’, but the piercing pain in her right temple was the least of the problems. What she hated even more was the vomiting.
    If only humans could be like dogs. They just opened their mouths and out it came. But perhaps they didn’t like the sensation either. She remembered Bunty, her parents’ gardener’s dog. She used to walk around with her back arched like a hyena for several minutes before settling down to a good retch. And then, so as to avoid all that tedious clearing up, she consumed the results. So clever.
    At first, about twelve months ago when the attacks started, she’d thought they were hangovers and expected each one to be the last, so long as she was careful. But now she didn’t, and they were making her depressed. Alison thought they might be migraines.
   
Jane tipped the browned vegetables out of the frying-pan and into the saucepan with the mince, adding two tins of tomatoes and two beef stock cubes and leaving the mixture to simmer.
    That was suppers for the week sorted. Vats of mixtures were what she did these days, now that she and Rick didn’t eat together. Each could heat up as much as they wanted when they wanted, adding potatoes, pasta or bread depending on how much time they had.

The music stopped and a footstep thudded on the outdoor steps. He was definitely coming up.
    Quickly, she slid the knife under a tea-towel – or ‘drying-up towel’ as her mother would call it. It would never do to leave a lethal weapon on show. The imprints of Rick’s fist on the wall above their bed and the shards of glass on the floor where Jane threw her water-tumblers were warning enough of that.


Tuesday, 5 February 2019

The Banker's Niece 17: The concert

June 1979

You sit in the front with Dougie,’ said Rick.
    ‘No, no, it’s OK,’ said Jane. ‘I’ll be fine.’
    Actually, she wouldn’t. She hated squashing in the back of the van. It made her travel-sick, there were no seats so she had to sit on the floor which was awkward if she was wearing a skirt, she couldn’t see out as there were no windows, all the band’s equipment – their ‘gear’ as they called it – had sharp edges that dug into her, and every time the van went round a corner she slid into Johno and Steve, both of whom looked at her as if it was her fault.
    But she was there under sufferance, and she didn’t want to make things worse by taking Rick’s place in the passenger seat. He was the leader after all. He couldn’t slum it in the back.
    And she’d thought that attending the concert was such a good idea when she woke up that morning. It was the band’s biggest yet, part of an end-of-year, end-of-exams celebration at the university, and she hadn’t been to one of their concerts for months.

She had tried to be involved with the band, really she had.
    Right at the very start, back in January, it was she who’d come up with the band’s name. It was Saturday and the ‘boys’, as she called them, had all ended up in the flat for a cup of tea after their first rehearsal in one of the farm’s unused barns.
    She’d just started her new job as Editorial Trainee at a local publisher and was working on a book of Greek myths. The name Minotaur had popped into her mind and she couldn’t resist blurting it out, even though she’d played no part in the conversation up until then and was meeting Johno and Steve for the first time so had no idea what would appeal to them.
    Rick nodded sagely, which meant either that he was thinking over her suggestion or that he was desperately trying to remember what ‘Minotaur’ meant.
    Steve, the bass guitarist, who was only seventeen, looked blank.
    ‘Hmm,’ said Johno, keyboards and harmony vocals, who was ‘classically trained’ according to Rick and worked as a music teacher. ‘It might fit in with the band’s ethos.’
    ‘And then,’ said Jane excitedly, ‘you could call your first album “Ariadne’s thread”.’
    That was obviously a step too far. The boys stared into their mugs of tea and went back to talking about ‘chord progressions’ and ‘bridges’ and ‘hooks’.
    So when she had the idea for Rick’s stage surname, his real surname ‘Beer’ being liable to misinterpretation as well as too Devonian and too prosaic, she saved it up for when she and Rick were alone together and awake, which wasn’t often.
    ‘Rockford,’ she said, ‘like Jim Rockford in the Rockford Files.’
    It was mostly Jane who watched the programme as Rick was nearly always out in the evenings, but she knew Rick had seen it once or twice and enjoyed it.
    ‘It sounds so good with your first name and the “Rock” bit fits in with the band’s ethos.’
    ‘No it doesn’t,’ snapped Rick. ‘We don’t have an ethos. Music’s music. I hate categories.’
    Jane dropped the subject. She didn’t want to set off a rant, ‘categories’ being one of Rick’s bêtes noires. But she knew she was right.
    She’d been enthusiastic initially at the prospect of attending the band’s concerts or ‘gigs’ but they turned out to be in such seedy places and she had to sit on her own and men kept trying to pick her up. She always explained that she was ‘with the band’ but that simply made them leer all the more. She couldn’t stand it.
    She’d even gone to rehearsals to start with but that hadn’t lasted. The barn was filthy and freezing cold. The band never played anything through from beginning to end - they kept stopping, or playing the same bits over and over, or sticking in new bits they’d just invented. And they never asked her opinion or took any notice of her whatsoever. She might as well have not been there.
    But perhaps she hadn’t tried hard enough. Perhaps it was her fault she and Rick lived separate lives these days. Perhaps she should have another go.

‘I might come to the concert this evening,’ she'd said at breakfast as she ate her muesli at the table.
    Rick was tearing round the flat sorting out equipment, occasionally taking a slurp from a mug of tea in the kitchen.
    ‘Oh,’ he said, stopping dead. ‘No. That’s not a good idea. Not at all.’
    ‘Whyever not?’ She didn’t understand. She thought he’d be pleased.
    ‘The, um, the lads wouldn’t like it.’
    ‘But I would,’ she said in a small voice.

Dougie climbed into the back of the van and gave her a hand up.
    ‘Thanks,’ she said as she scrambled in.
    She’d known Dougie, Rick’s old schoolfriend, since the year before when he and Rick first had the idea for the band. He may not have been the best looking of the band members – to tell the truth, he was the only one of the band members who wasn’t good-looking, but then as drummer he was hidden at the back so it didn’t matter – but he was always kind to her. He noticed her at least.
    When not in use, the van lived in safety in his parents’ garden in a respectable area of  the city and he did all the driving. Jane was glad about that. She wouldn’t have trusted any of the others, least of all Rick.
    Dougie gave her a funny lopsided smile. She wondered if he’d been to the dentist.
    As she tried to make herself comfortable on the floor of the van, she could hear the boys talking in low voices outside.
    ‘Are you sure you’ve told her?’ asked Dougie.
    ‘Of course I have,’ said Rick irritably.
    ‘Well so long as she's not coming. We don’t want any trouble,’ said Johno in his pompous way.
    'No we don't,' said Steve, who always agreed with Johno.
    ‘Look,’ said Rick, sounding really cross. ‘It’s my business. It’s my life. It’s all under control.’
    Rick was cross all the time now. That was why she didn’t complain about him never being there. It was so much easier at home on her own. She wondered what it was he was supposed to have told her and what outing she was being excluded from.
    Dougie parked the van behind Exe House, the main university building, and the boys fell immediately into a well-ordered machine, hefting boxes out of the van and trundling them into the building. Jane didn’t bother offering to help; she suspected she wouldn't get an answer.
    Instead, she walked on her own round to the front, to the row of glass swing-doors that led to the examination halls and the official entrance to the Great Hall where the concert was to be held.
    Rick had asked her if she wanted to watch from ‘back stage’ but he sounded so grudging she’d declined the offer.
    ‘I’ll see and hear better from the front,’ she’d said.
    The evening sun bounced off the glass. Students strode about in shorts carrying tennis rackets and hockey sticks. She knew that if she looked hard enough at a certain spot on the horizon she’d be able to glimpse the sea.
    The university touted the campus, with its woods, lakes and shrubs, as one of the most beautiful in the country. People visited from all over. She however hadn’t been here since she finished her finals almost exactly a year earlier. She hadn’t wanted to return. She hadn’t wanted to be reminded of that time last summer.
    Not because of the exams, strangely, even though they’d required a monumental effort.
    Because of everything else.
    She supposed she did the right thing. What else could she have done to keep everyone happy? At least she and Rick were still together and at least she still saw her parents – on her own of course.
    It was just that . . . just that when she thought of her life these days all she saw was a grey cloud.
   
She sat on the floor against one of the side walls, nursing the plastic tumbler of warm white wine she’d bought from the bar. She knew the Hall well. She and Rick used to come here a lot to listen to bands. Except around the balcony there were never any chairs. Those near the stage danced and everyone else stood.
    People dribbled in and the air filled with smoke. Jane started to feel a little dizzy. She wasn’t a fan of cannabis. It reawakened things.
    Noise levels rose. There was a good crowd forming and she was glad for the band’s sake. She stood up and pushed her way to the stage. She didn’t know if she’d dance but she wanted to be in the vanguard.
   
At last, when her legs were starting to ache and she'd given up hope of ever seeing the band, the Hall lights went out and everyone stopped talking at once. The curtains drew back and the stage exploded with light, movement and sound. Rick was at the front – in purple bell-bottoms she didn’t recognise – singing and wielding his guitar like a machine-gun.
    Her throat locked. She didn’t know him. He didn’t belong to her any more. He was making love to every woman in the world. Every woman, that is, except her.