7.6 Prayer

This is part of an autobiographical series. For more information and a list of instalments, see right.

Brindle was now thirteen and beginning to show her age. She was grey around the muzzle and stiff in the back half. She didn’t need quite as much exercise as before.
    I’d hated the puppy stage. It had drained me. I had nothing to give a young creature. I wondered if we’d made a terrible mistake, taking her on. But then, when she was a year and a quarter, she turned a corner. She became grown up and almost began to look after me instead.
    She wasn’t allowed on the furniture but she was allowed to have two feet off the ground. In the mornings as Frog and had our breakfast in bed, she would place her front two feet on top of the duvet my side, with her two back feet still on the ground. I would put my hand on her head. In the evenings as Frog and I sat on the sofa together watching television, she would rest her front feet on my knees. It was wonderfully comforting.
    She was an independent creature, like Frog, and we’d had trouble training her. Or perhaps we were just hopeless at it. It was more a case of her training us to let her do what she wanted.
    She was also horrendously greedy, stealing the cat food at home and diving into next-door’s dustbin whenever she had the chance. She would strew its contents all over the road so that she could have a good look at them and snack on anything tasty. I would then have to go down with a black bin bag wearing rubber gloves and pick it all up.
    When she and I were out walking together she would suddenly scent a dead creature or remember a spot where she had once many moons ago buried the remains of some animal. Nose to the ground, she would head off at speed and no amount of calling could bring her back. When she did eventually return, of her own volition, she would often be carrying some foul bone in her mouth, or dragging a rotten carcass behind her.
    Nevertheless, with her stripey orange-brown coat the exact colour of Devon mud, her liquid yellow eyes and her inclination to plumpness, I loved the half springer spaniel, half labrador accident, and my walks with her were the highlight of my days.

    Then, one evening her legs went. She staggered round the house, unable to climb the stairs, and kept being sick. She looked as if she was drunk. We raced her to the vet and he pronounced a stroke.
 
I was by now deep into the encyclopaedia, realising that a year was not going to be nearly enough to complete it. I’d had a three-month extension of my deadline but was beginning to think that wasn’t enough either.
    The subject was vast and the word ‘encyclopaedia’ was more than demanding. It implied that I was passing on everything that was worth knowing about each subject, something I was far from qualified to do. What’s more, the book couldn’t be personal like a ‘devil’s dictionary’. It had to be authoritative.
    My migraines were striking more often, sending me to bed, unable even to think, which delayed the work even further.
    ‘Please God,’ I prayed. ‘Don’t let Brindle die just yet. I haven’t got space to deal with her death at the moment.’
 
I picked up my influences from everywhere, which was perhaps another reason I felt so at home in the New Age. I was brought up in the Church of England. Yoga philosophy had ingrained itself in me from my twenties. Psychotherapy over three years and a year of hypnotherapy had added to the mix. Wide experience of complementary medicine had imbued me with a belief in forces that we can’t yet explain scientifically and shown me that we are not victims of fate – we are in charge of our own health and well-being.
 
So, yes, even before I met Cheryl I believed in prayer, but I did it my way. I knew that if you put enough passion into your prayers they would be answered. But I also knew that what you wanted wasn’t necessarily what you needed and nor was it necessarily the best thing for the world at large.
    I had prayed and prayed for Frog to have a job in local radio but when he did I hardly saw him. And then Sam came into his life.
    Two years earlier we had been down to one car which was inconvenient as Frog took it to work with him, leaving me trapped at home, and I had prayed for another one. Soon after that, Frog’s father died and we were able to take over his.
    As a result, I was very careful what I prayed for and I didn’t pray for things very often. The best prayers, I had found, just fell out of me.
    And this prayer about Brindle was one of those.
 
And Brindle rallied, dragging herself up the stairs and wobbling after me on short walks, and over the course of a week or so returning to more or less normal.
 
At last I finished the encylopaedia and sent the manuscript to the publisher who was delighted with it and sent me my second cheque, the first having arrived when I signed the contract and the third due when the book was published in about a year’s time.
    All I had to do now was write ‘blurbs’ for the jacket (the write-ups that appear on the front flap and on the back) and check proofs. A piece of piss, as Frog would say.
    My migraines receded.
    I looked forward to returning to simple editing – working on other people’s books. To seeing friends and family. To having a life again.
    And most of all I looked forward to unrestricted walks with Brindle.
 
Then the Foot and Mouth epidemic struck, affecting farm animals and causing over six million of them to be slaughtered and burnt all over the country. The countryside was placed out of bounds.

To be continued . . . 

7.5 Spirit Guides

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I continued seeing Cheryl on my own but less often, partly because I didn’t need her so badly and partly because she was becoming so busy. Everyone wanted her to sort their life out and it was hard to find a time when she was available.
    After the tarot group, she had started up other, much bigger groups, including an evening on crystals which I attended. But I didn’t like sharing her with lots of other people. It diluted her.

    When she announced an evening on ‘spirit guides’ however, I was intrigued and signed up.
      
As I explored the world’s major religions for the encyclopaedia, I realised that Christianity is one of the few that doesn’t recognise reincarnation. That legitimised my own experiences. After all, I’d known as soon as I first spoke to Frog that we’d been together in previous lives. I’d felt those lives stretching behind me in an echoing corridor. That knowledge, as well as the ‘blue sky voice’, had sustained me through all the ups and downs of our relationship since then. They were some of the most important events of my life. So I had no trouble in accepting that there is a spirit world.
    Karma too made total sense to me. It wasn’t punishment for bad things we’d done in previous lives. That was a total misunderstanding, like something out of the Bible’s Old Testament. It was the universe redressing a balance. It was us learning and evolving.
    Karma happened over multiple lifetimes as well as during each single lifetime, and according to Cheryl as we evolved karma happened more and more quickly. Life booted us as soon as we did something ill advised or unkind and I could see that so clearly too. The moment I mis-stepped, I crashed (not that I was a highly evolved human being – but I kept hoping).
 
In my research, I’d also encountered spirits in all shapes and sizes - animals, goddesses and gods, ancestors, elemental beings and nature spirits - and I had no problem with that either. Even if they weren’t part of Western culture, native people had complex metaphysical worlds of which they were part. Why should we think we knew any better than them? They knew more than us, if anything.

    And I'd had one or two strange encounters myself, such as the blue mist that both Frog and I saw, and the two men who materialised one night when I was in bed alone and then vanished.
    According to Cheryl, and according to my researches, we each have our own special spirit guide or guides, spirit beings – usually once human - with whom we have a special relationship. Those flashes of intuition, those ‘knowings’, those strange coincidences, can all be evidence of spirit guides at work.
    Now I was going to have a chance to communicate with my guide directly. I couldn’t begin to imagine what that would be like.
    I was slightly spooked at the thought of someone there all the time watching everything I did, but what the heck. Maybe the workshop would help with that.
 
There were some twenty of us in the group, some of whom I knew and some I didn’t. We arranged ourselves around Cheryl’s sitting-room one Friday evening, as the incense smoked and low side lights interrupted the darkness. Traffic rumbled past outside.
    Cheryl asked us to close our eyes and took us through some breathing and relaxation exercises.
    ‘In front of you’, she said, ‘you will see some stairs. Climb the stairs and you will see a door. Your spirit guide is waiting for you the other side of the door. Go through the door.’
 
Not much happened to me that evening. I’d done similar exercises during my hypnotherapy sessions with Pat and in some ways those had been more powerful.
    Slightly disappointed, I decided to try again on my own the next day when I was out walking with Brindle and paused for my usual session of what I called ‘meditation’ for want of a better word.
    Sometimes, I just sat, or thanked God for all the good things in my life, but often these sessions included breathing exercises from yoga, prayer, and ‘visualisations’ (imagining what I wanted) and affirmations (reeducating myself to be positive about everything) both of which I’d learnt from both Pat and Cheryl. Meditation itself however never featured as I’d never been able to do it.
    Because of Cheryl’s warning about the dark patches in my aura, I practised daily.
 
I stopped in one of my favourite places, high on a hill with views to both the sea and Dartmoor. Taking out the handy plastic bag I always carried with my on my walks, I parked my bum in the middle of three beech trees standing sentinel in a line across the field.
    It was a blowy January day with a mixture of sunshine and cloud giving a hint of the spring to come. I lifted my head and enjoyed the fresh air on my face.
    I was nervous, but determined to go through with the exercise, so closed my eyes and in my imagination walked through the door to meet my spirit guide as we’d done the previous evening.
    Suddenly information was streaming into my brain.
    When Jo and I were very young my father used to take us to his office on Saturday mornings. There we played on the manual typewriters while he caught up with some work. Every so often we would jump as the Telex machine in the corridor burst into life, clattering, shaking and spewing out thin strips of paper with words on them. We would watch it, fascinated and slightly alarmed. Where did the words come from? Was the machine alive? Did we need to tell a grown-up what was happening?

    Something similar was happening now, except that this time I was involved too.
 
As information streamed into my brain, I found myself asking in my mind about everyone I knew, about what their purpose was and how I could deal with them. Each question was answered in detail.
    Then I asked about our beloved Brindle.
    ‘She was human in her previous life,’ shot back the answer, ‘but reincarnated in dog form this time round in order to learn continence and obedience.’
 
I grew frightened. Who was speaking to me? Would the words ever stop? Was I going mad?
    The stream stopped instantly.
 
I raced back down the hill, with Brindle at my heels. I couldn’t wait to tell Frog what had happened, even though I expected him to scoff.
    I also wondered if he would understand ‘continence’. In this context, I understood it to mean not being greedy, either with food or with life - holding yourself back in the present when it was necessary for either yourself or other people.
    In spite of being dyslexic, Frog was good with words – he read the dictionary for fun - but he didn’t have my knowledge of word derivations (which came from my languages education) which helped so much in understanding precise meanings.
    I should have known better. As always, he surprised me.
 
He was in a t-shirt of course – he wore one all year round – and as usual he was wielding some tool outside. A rake, I think.
    He leant on his rake while I gabbled excitedly.
    ‘Well,’ he said, when I’d finished. ‘She’s not learnt much of either.’

To be continued . . .

7.4 Tarot

This is an instalment of an autobiographical series. For more information and a list of instalments so far, see right.

There is also a third and, I hope, final version of the previous instalment ‘A New Age’ (published 5 September) which you might like to read before this one, if you haven’t already.

Frog had a pack of tarot cards and several books on their history and meaning, and he’d impressed me when we first met by doing me a reading.
    I found the cards fascinating and spine-tingling, with their strange markings and mysterious characters such as The High Priestess and The Emperor. I couldn’t read them myself however as the pictures in his pack were symbolic rather than real, with stick people making stylised gestures, and the more I read about the cards the more confused I became.
    So when Cheryl offered to teach me about them, I leapt.
 
At the same time, I was researching their background for the encyclopaedia.
    They first surfaced, I discovered, in Europe in the fourteenth century but may have been much older than that and drawn their influences from all over. The Hanged Man card for instance derives from Norse mythology. The early New Agers related the entire structure of the pack to the Kabbalah, a Jewish mystical tradition that dates back to before the Middle Ages. The four suits reflect the traditional elements of earth, air, water and fire, also found (with extras) in Chinese traditions dating back four thousand years.
    The early twentieth-century psychologist Carl Gustav Jung, whose ideas had stuck in my mind after I read about them (in my blue Penguin Introduction to Jung’s Psychology) when I was twenty-one, called the images on the cards ‘archetypal’, by which he meant that they were the bricks of our ‘collective unconscious’, a layer of the psyche common to all humans and which we are born with. This is the layer that surfaces in dreams, fairy stories and myths.
    The cards may originally have been used simply for ‘divination’ (fortune telling) but they may also, according to the early New Agers, have been a record of the mystical side of all religions, kept secret for fear of persecution – and perhaps ridicule I thought.
    No wonder I was confused, no wonder the cards gave me the shivers, and no wonder I had always conducted my real life in secret from everyone except Frog, seeing as so much of what makes us human had been forced into hiding for so long. It wasn’t only me.
   
Frog joined me in learning about the cards from Cheryl, as did a charming but alcoholic musician, ex-partner of Beth who had introduced me to Cheryl. We sat round a table in Cheryl’s moody sitting-room, curtains drawn and incense burning. I felt as if I was going to be inducted into the mysteries of the universe.
    The best known tarot at the time was the Rider-Waite pack of 1909, named after its male creator and publisher but omitting any mention of its female artist Pamela Colman Smith. This was the pack Frog had, whereas Cheryl used a modern pack called the Cosmic Tarot.
    As she fanned it out in front of us, real people with recognisable expressions flicked past. I craned over them, hardly daring to breathe in case I missed something.
    ‘There are twenty-two Major Arcana,’ she began.
    I’d already looked up the word ‘arcana’ and knew that it came from ‘arcane’, yet another word for secret and yet another word like ‘occult’ ‘esoteric’ and ‘hermetic’ loaded with extra meaning, not all of it complimentary. For me however these undertones only increased my fascination.
    She picked out a few of these cards and placed them on the table – The Lovers, The Chariot, The Star – and something stirred deep inside me. I knew what Jung meant.
    ‘These describe our soul’s journey and they begin and end with The Fool.’
    She held up a card which showed a jester dancing on the edge of a mountain with a little dog dancing at their heels. The picture touched something from childhood, something I’d forgotten until then. It reminded me of how I felt when I met Frog.
     ‘The other cards are arranged in four suits like playing cards.’
    She sprinkled a selection, and people doing things I recognised, like yoga or DIY, or kissing, or fighting or clutching their heads in pain, confusion and sadness, popped up.
    ‘These cover everyday ups and downs.’
    Yes, I could see that so clearly.
    ‘They are arranged in four suits – pentacles, swords, cups and wands.’
     I tingled. Even the names sounded magical.
    ‘Pentacles cover the practical, physical side of life, swords represent thoughts, cups our emotions and wands creativity.’
    How obvious. How simple. Now it was all starting to make sense, in a way none of Frog’s learned books had done.
    ‘The four court cards represent real people. Look out for them when you’re doing a reading.’
    She pulled out a few. Princesses, Princes, Queens and Kings.
    ‘I’ve always identified with him,’ said Frog pointing to a card called the Prince of Wands.
    Yes, I could see that too. The prince was a young man with an open face and long curly hair, like Frog’s hair when I met him. Exactly like Frog, he had thoughtful eyes and a dimple in his chin.
    ‘You can lay the cards out in any order you like, so long as you’re clear in your mind what the positions mean. These patterns are called “spreads”.’
    I remembered all the complicated arrangements in the books and the diagrams which had only made me more confused, and breathed out, my shoulders dropping in relief.
    ‘Let’s try a few.’
    And so we began.
 
We continued to meet as a group, reading for each other again and again until the given meaning of each card was fixed in our memory.
    Like hypnotherapy the cards uncovered a part of me that had lingered for eons in the dark corners of my mind. They helped me to see connections, make stories and find ways out of seemingly impossible situations.
    I began to understand that they weren’t the work of the Devil, they were a language, and once you’d learnt that language you could do with it whatever you wanted.
    Or so I thought at first.
   
One day Cheryl asked me to read for her.
    Two cards popped up. Death, a skeleton with a scythe and ruins all around. The Tower, flames shooting from the top of a tall building and people plunging to their death.

    I began to shake.

    ‘There are no “negative” cards,’ Cheryl had said. ‘Everything that appears is there to help us. If a card appears upside-down, note that but turn it the right way up.’
    Why then did these two cards terrify me?
    I forgot everything Cheryl had taught us about their meanings – sudden change, change forced upon you because you’ve left it too long - and stared at her, speechless.
    Cheryl nodded back at me and I knew that she knew what they meant, what they meant for her, even if I didn’t.
    Then I realised that the cards weren’t simply cardboard pictures after all. Sometimes a higher power spoke directly through them. 

To be continued . . . 

  

7.3 A New Age (version 3 of 5 September)

This is an instalment of an autobiographical series. For more information on the series and a list of instalments so far, see right.

NB This is yet another version of this post – a third and, I hope, final one (published 5 September).

Meanwhile I was still working freelance from home, copy-editing and proofreading books. I liked the independence but the work was beginning to tire me. It made my brain ache as it was too intellectual. I might once have been a brain on legs but I was more than that now – or so I hoped.
    I worked for several ‘Mind, Body, Spirit’ (MBS) publishers as that was a genre starting to be popular and was something I knew a little about and was interested in.
    Even so, during the course of my work I kept coming across words I didn’t know and couldn’t find in any dictionary, just as ‘reiki’, ‘feng shui’ and ‘tofu’.
    Someone should write a dictionary of all these new words, I thought, but no one appeared to be doing so, and eventually I realised that someone was me.

From what I already knew, I put together a synopsis and wrote some sample entries, for what I called a New Age Dictionary, ‘new age’ being a term that was increasingly used to describe the new MBS movement. I envisaged it as a sort of ‘devil’s dictionary’, not as scathing as Ambrose Bierce’s, but slightly tongue-in-cheek nonetheless.
    Three publishers were interested and I chose the one which seemed the most honourable and the least likely to interfere with what and how I wrote. However, they wanted me to call the book an encyclopaedia rather than a dictionary and I agreed, not realising how much that title was going to change the book’s content and how much work it was going to mean. I asked for a year in which to write it.
    And so my New Age Encyclopaedia was born.

Because the book was now an encyclopaedia, I felt duty bound to include a whole array of subjects, from complementary health to alternative, Eastern and native spirituality, and set off on my quest for enlightenment.
    I found a small MBS section in Exeter library and a shop in Exeter’s Fore Street - a scruffy hill outside the city centre where the independent shops lurked and which Frog and I called Exeter’s Left Bank. The shop, called Evolution, specialised in all things esoteric and had a large section of new and used MBS books. Cheryl worked there sometimes, both on the shop floor and as a psychic.
    Frog and I also increased our visits to the Somerset town of Glastonbury which we already loved for its vegetarian cafes, its dramatic tor (hill) and the colourful array of ageing hippies who sold their wares on the pavements. Frog called them ‘acid’ casualties, acid being the hallucinogenic drug LSD which I’d never dared take – I didn’t trust my own sanity. Why would I want to make the world any more scary and strange than it was already? – but Frog had several times and survived, apparently.
    Glastonbury had been a spiritual centre for thousands of years, first pagan then Christian, and claimed to be the site of Avalon, the mysterious island where King Arthur was buried. It was also situated at a point where many powerful ‘leys’ converged.
    Leys are straight lines which run between prehistoric sites and geographical features, thought to have been created as route markers or to mark energy flow. I knew about them from Frog, who had several books on the subject and a collection of maps which he’d overlaid himself with a gridding of this mysterious phenomenon.

First I needed to find out where the term ‘new age’ came from.
    The story began, it seemed, in the late nineteenth century when a group of people who called themselves ‘theosophists’ became interested in the esoteric (secret) and mystical traditions which they considered lay behind both Eastern and Western religions.

    At the same time a group called The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn was reviving Western occult (hidden) practices such as witchcraft, tarot, magic and astrology. The society was hermetic (closed) because most of the practices were considered deeply wrong and counter to Christianity, if not illegal. (Witchcraft for instance didn’t become fully legal in the UK until 1951.)
    According to astrology the Earth, because of its wobble, moves to face a different ‘sign’ (arrangement of stars) of the Zodiac (star belt) every two thousand years or so. Round about now (give or take a few centuries) we move from the Age of Pisces to the Age of Aquarius.
    During the Age of Pisces, institutions, religions and centralised power dominated. During the Age of Aquarius, we will have greater freedom and equality, more connection to nature and each other, and an emphasis on individual spirituality.
    If only, I thought.

None of this was of course exactly new as it had been a large part of the 1960s’ ‘counterculture’. Frog and I had unfortunately only been in our teens and still living at home at the time so unable to participate fully but the influences were flying around and we’d both explored them as much as we could. I’d done it in secret as usual through books, and Frog through books and music.

During the 1970s I’d branched out through travel and Frog through drugs – as we put it. When we met we had one book in common - Aldous Huxley’s Doors of Perception, an account of his experiences with the hallucinogenic drug LSD, something I (unlike Frog) only knew about in theory. 
    And then during the 1980s and ’90s we’d been busy marrying, working and setting up home.
    Now, I could explore the whole subject in more depth and, with Cheryl’s help, put some of it into practice.

To be continued . . . 

THE AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL SERIES Pictures of Aura Portraits

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Here by popular demand are the two pictures of my aura that Cheryl coloured for me, as mentioned in Instalment 7.1 and Instalment 7.2.

This is the first one, described in Instalment 7.1. I think it's faded as the brown patches aren't as apparent as I remember them, but it's worth including as a comparison to the second portrait.

Here is the second portrait, the one Cheryl did a year later. As I said in Instalment 7.2, while there are still dark patches, the aura itself has exploded in size.

NOTE Cheryl is no longer available on this telephone number so please don't use it!

7.2 Wellness

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I reeled out of Beth’s house, feeling as if something momentous had just happened. I sensed that the meeting with Cheryl was one of those fateful events, destined to change the course of my life. Not quite in the same league as my first encounter with Frog, and very different, but vital nonetheless.
    I made my way back down the main street in a daze, not noticing who I was passing and bumping shoulders at every step.
    As I reached the village square and the exit from the Market, I walked into Frog’s brother Simon and his family who were staying with Frog and me.
    I couldn’t help blurting out what had occurred, thinking that they might understand.
    ‘You paid ten pounds for an aura portrait,’ exclaimed Simon. ‘Are you mad or something? What a waste of money.’
     I hardly heard him.
 
The next morning, as soon as the hour was reasonable and without telling anyone except Frog who was resigned by now to my emotional excesses even if he didn’t always understand them, I made my way back to the village and hammered on Beth’s door.
    I kept on hammering even though it took her a good five minutes to open up. When she did appear she was wearing a dressing-gown and her eyes were half closed. I’d obviously woken her and she didn’t look too pleased to see me.
    ‘You’d better come in,’ she sighed.
    Once inside I refused a cup of coffee and found myself blurting out the whole story of the pregnancy, the termination and Thomas, my face streaming with tears.
    Beth listened in silence and I sensed that she was reluctant to get involved. She had her own problems.
    At last I drew to a halt. I didn’t know what had come over me and began to feel slightly stupid.
    ‘Why don’t you go and see Cheryl again,’ said Beth. ‘Her details should be underneath the aura portrait.’
    Yes, I thought. That was what I needed. That was exactly what I wanted to hear.
 
Cheryl lived in a terraced house in Exeter, the walls decorated with New Agey posters like dolphins and zodiacs. She kept the curtains half closed and burned incense. She wasn’t surprised to see me and sat me down without preamble. Which was lucky as I couldn’t have explained why I was there or what I wanted.
    All I knew was that I was in love with those gorgeous swirling colours. It wasn’t so much that I was concerned about the brown splodges. I already understood why they were there. It was the energy of the aura that drew me in. I wanted more of it. I didn’t want anything in its way.
    The first thing Cheryl suggested was an exercise in intuition. During the week I wrote down every one of those thoughts, ideas and feelings that seemed to come from nowhere and what I did about them. What was the result? There were some astonishing congruences and I began to see that those insights were more ‘right’ – more helpful – than all my lists, plans and conscious attempts at self-improvement.
    She had me read a novel called The Celestine Prophecy which illustrated ‘synchronicity’, a word invented by the psychologist Jung (in the early twentieth century) for those strange coincidences that speak of a meaningful world and a connection between us and the rest of creation. I was inspired.
    We worked on affirmations, positive descriptions about me and my life, such as ‘I am safe’, ‘I am perfect as I am’. She advised me to write each affirmation down many times on a piece of paper and then go through the lines, alternating them with all the negatives my brain came up with. Eventually I would run out of negatives and suddenly see that on a higher level the affirmation was true, at which point my eyes would fill with tears and I would be overcome with relief.
    She led me through meditations and guided visualisations and encouraged me to try doing the same on my own. My walks with Brindle took on a whole new importance as I followed her advice and parked myself daily in secret places at the tops of hills and under trees and dreamed of better things.
    At the end of another year she coloured me another aura portrait and, while there were still dark splodges, the colours reached the edge of the paper and beyond.
 
One of the articles I’d been commissioned to write was on the subject of ‘Wellness’. Full of confidence, I’d trotted out all the stuff I’d already written about and knew so well – the healthy eating, the exercise, the complementary therapies – and sent it off. But reading the article later, I realised that it was missing one huge chunk of existence – the spiritual. I’d said nothing about how we could care for, cultivate and connect with our souls. And I began to realise that this was what Cheryl was teaching me.
 
But there was more, much more to come. I was only just beginning.

To be continued . . . 

PART 7. 1 The Aura Portrait

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1997
 
‘Would you like a portrait of your aura?’ said Beth.
     I knew Beth from my yoga class. She was standing outside her house in Silverton’s main street, her head bobbing among the home-made dream-catchers (Aboriginal mobiles) that she was selling.
    It was August, almost exactly a year after Thomas’s death, the day of the annual village Street Market, attended it seemed by the entire population of the village, plus hordes from outside. The streets thronged with brightly dressed pedestrians.
     ‘Ooh’, I said, ‘that sounds scary.’
    Did I really want to know what was lurking in my ‘aura’? I feared the worst, in spite of all my therapy.
    What with my eating disorders, my migraines and all my life events, I was becoming an expert on complementary therapies. I felt as if I’d tried them all: acupuncture, reflexology, osteopathy, cranial osteopathy, aromatherapy, herbalism, homeopathy, naturopathy, massage and flower remedies, to name but a few. Not to mention counselling and hypnotherapy. So much so that I was now writing about them for magazines and encyclopaedias.
    So I knew a little about auras – the energy field that surrounded our bodies, or ‘subtle energy’ as it was sometimes known. But I hadn’t had much to do with them.
    So, in spite of myself, I was intrigued.
    ‘Go on,’ said Beth. ‘Cheryl’s brilliant. She’s in my sitting-room. Why don’t you go in and meet her.’
    She pushed her front door open and I wandered through, trying to look nonchalant.
 
It was dark inside and I bumped into some furniture before spotting Cheryl at the back of the room next to a small table.
    She was young, in her twenties I guessed, with long, straight, dyed-blonde hair and a delicate face.
    She watched me without smiling or making any form of greeting and pointed to a chair in front of her.
    ‘I can do you either a tarot reading or an aura portrait. It’s ten pounds,’ she said.
    Already I believed in her. Her confidence was rock-solid.
    ‘An aura portrait please,’ I said, sitting on the chair and handing her the money.

    Tarot I vaguely knew about already as Frog had a pack as well as several books on the subject and had impressed me when we first met by doing me a reading with the cards. Auras were what I was here for.
    Cheryl picked a pad off the table and began sketching with a selection of crayons, looking through me rather than at me.
    ‘You get headaches,’ she said.
    ‘Yes,’ I said, taken aback that she’d seen so much so quickly.
    She carried on sketching without answering.
    Finally she stopped colouring and turned her paper round, placing it on the table so that I could look at it.
    I wanted to cry. Even I could see what it meant.
 
Over the summer when Frog and I were planning to marry and our lives were in such turmoil we’d attended a course on ‘human development’ over several weeks in the evenings at a local alternative centre. This was called the Grail Centre and situated in one of Exeter’s side streets with a vegetarian café that Frog and I often visited on a Saturday.
    Here we learned about the seven stages of human life, modelled on the colours of the rainbow. The first stage was the physical, and coloured red (or black). The orange stage was about social connection, the yellow related to the intellect, green (or pink) the emotions, blue responsibility, indigo intuition and violet creativity, spirituality and selfless service.
    Each level had it pluses and minuses, and you learnt to deal with these as you moved up the levels approximately every seven years.
    Ultimately - ideally - you became a fully formed human being, having reached the white level which included every colour.   
     Both Frog and I were fascinated by this model. It made so much sense. And as a result of the exercises we did in the group, we placed ourselves - at that time - at the green level. My mother I decided was probably yellow, and my father blue. No wonder we didn’t get along.
    Later, when I started yoga, I realised that these levels equated to the chakras, the body’s seven centres positioned from the groin to the top of the head, spinning discs where according to yogic philosophy we take energy in and release it back out again. Interestingly chakras also relate to the conventional endocrine system – the glands that produce hormones. As well as to our poetic understanding of our bodies – the head, the heart, the soul and so on.
   
Over an outline of the human body, doubling its size, Cheryl had coloured beautiful flares of pinks and purples, blues, yellows and greens. But from the pelvis downwards around the outside the colours, on the palms of my hands, in the centre of my body above the waist and over one side of my head were foul brown splodges.
    Cheryl pointed to them one by one.
    ‘You have to do something about these,’ she said, ‘otherwise you’re going to become ill.’

To be continued . . . 

6.9 Aftermath

This is an instalment of an autobiographical series. For more about it and a list of instalments, see right.

Around lunchtime the hospital decided it was time for me to go home. I’d had nothing to eat for 24 hours and, when I tried to stand, I fell back on to the bed. Thank goodness for Frog, who vanished and returned shortly with a sandwich.
    ‘Sorry,’ he said, ‘It was all I could find.’
    It was ham in white bread. Not the sort of thing I normally ate, but I stuffed it into my mouth, hardly chewing.
    Frog then half-carried me to the car.
 
The next day the local midwife came to see me.
    ‘You’re very pale,’ she said, ‘I think we need to give you some iron injections.’
    ‘No,’ I said. ‘No more injections.’
    I took a week off work and lay in the garden, reading novels. I felt as if my insides had been wrenched out.
    I received telephone calls and reams of kind letters from family and friends. When I did venture down to the village, people I hardly knew greeted me with kind words.
    The only bum note originated from the fertility charity when I rang them to tell them what had happened.
    ‘Oh no,’ they said. ‘The poor baby.’
    Then the guilt kicked in. I followed my usual course of action when in trouble – walking – and on my walks I contacted Thomas through the ether – or my imagination – and said sorry to him over and over again. He forgave me. He was a handsome young man by now. I prayed to God, and an answer bounced straight back to me. It wasn’t my fault. I didn’t need to shoulder the blame. It was the way society was. Society as a whole was responsible.
    The hospital had sent me home with a folder full of leaflets about where to find help, offered me counselling and arranged a special service at the crematorium for babies who hadn’t made it. Attending the service with Frog and me was one other couple who’d had a miscarriage. We all cried all the way through. I spoke to the vicar afterwards and he too said I didn’t need to feel guilty. We laid Thomas’s ashes to rest at the crematorium in a special garden for babies.
    My parents – who were very sympathetic – gave us some money and in September we booked two weeks on a Greek island, Greece being our favourite holiday destination. It was probably too soon. I had a lot of trouble with blood and other discharges (I won’t go into detail) which was frightening and difficult, especially where beaches and swimming were concerned. We did a lot of walking as there was a map of the island’s footpaths drawn by a British geographer who’d holidayed on the island for years. We drank a lot of wine in the evenings and stumbled back up the path to our room. I used to arrive at the top with white knees from all my falls into the powdery soil.
    Back in the UK, I started to read up about the loss of babies, and cried through every book and booklet. I made myself do it. I wanted all the feelings out. I wanted to cry. I wanted to rub my nose in everything that had happened. I didn’t want any weeds left.
    In October I received an SOS from the Dorset publisher. They were short-staffed. Could I possibly come in three days a week and help them out? They would pay my travel costs and a generous hourly rate. I agreed. I’m not sure why as, again, it was too soon. My emotions were still all over the place and I acquired an obsessive (unreturned) crush on one of the people I was working with. This was something I did from time to time as crushes were safe – unlike Frog - as I never did anything about them. Frog was upset. The journey was long – about an hour and half – and not much fun in the icy winter weather and the dark.
    By Christmas I was a wreck and I didn’t go back to Dorset in January.
 
It took a year for my body and emotions to return to something like normal, by which time I felt that my life was over. What else was there left to experience? I’d done it all, hadn’t I?
    How wrong I was.

To be continued

6.8. Thomas

This is an instalment of an autobiographical series. For more information about it, see right.

I loved being pregnant. I felt better than I did normally because my migraines stopped. I didn’t feel sick. I could eat what I wanted without worrying about putting on weight because I was putting it on anyway. I could lie around in the sun doing nothing because I wasn’t doing nothing – I was making a baby – and me relaxing was good for the baby.

    I put the charity’s comments out of my mind. What did they know? I was going to be fine. All was fine. Everything was going to be OK.

    We went to Kent for a weekend to tell my parents the good news and for once I seemed to have done something right. My mother fed me up, buying new potatoes especially for me.
    She of course had known, she said, as soon as she saw me, before I even spoke to them, that I was pregnant. That made me feel slightly uncomfortable. What else did she see, I wondered.
 
Because of my age, my GP and the local midwife advised me to have the full battery of tests. Reluctantly, I agreed. I could see that they were a double-edged sword and I wasn’t that keen on conventional medicine anyway, except for emergencies. After all, it had never cured my migraines.
    A blood test showed that my baby had a one in ten chance of being born with Down’s Syndrome and the doctor at the hospital was pretty insistent that I had an amniocentesis.
    ‘You don’t know how disabled your baby will be,' she said. 'There can be all sorts of serious complications with Down’s Syndrome.’
    Amniocentesis was an invasive test that involved sticking a needle into the womb and drawing out a sample of amniotic fluid. It sounded horrible, and dangerous for the baby, and I was reluctant to have it. However, after extensive talks with the delightful hospital midwife Nesta, I agreed.
    The test was every bit as bad as I expected, if not worse, as the needle was long and thick and it went straight through my stomach with only local anaesthetic. It was both psychologically invasive and painful.
    Then we had to wait for the results. It was summertime and I did lots of walking over the hills with Brindle, trying to still my anxious mind.
    One afternoon about ten days after the test, I arrived home to find the local doctor sitting in our garden surrounded by our flapping washing, with Frog busying around outside in his usual practical way looking both angry and worried.
    ‘He wouldn’t tell me anything,’ Frog whispered to me. ‘He said he couldn’t. He had to speak to you directly.’
    The doctor had been there for a couple of hours apparently.
    I appreciated him coming to speak to me in person instead of telephoning, but the result of course was yes. Our baby did have Down’s Syndrome, and now we had to decide what we wanted to do about that. Time was running out as I was by now eighteen weeks into the pregnancy.
    Nobody said anything to me but I sensed that people were divided. Most thought a termination was the right option, but one or two strongly disapproved. I was terrified at the thought of it because at this late stage it would involve an induced labour. The clincher however was that I knew without a doubt that Frog was on the side of termination, even though he didn’t say anything either, and I had a horrible feeling that I risked our marriage if I went ahead and had the baby.
     So a week later, one beautiful sunny day in August, we trekked to the maternity hospital in Exeter and checked into our five-star accommodation - a twin room with en-suite bathroom. I was impressed.
    I was to be given oxytocin pessaries once an hour to start contractions and after the first one I changed into my dressing-gown and wandered the hospital’s beautiful gardens with Frog, feeling very strange. I’d detached myself from the proceedings, knowing they were going be unpleasant.
    When the nurse arrived for the next pessary I asked her how she felt about what she had to do.
    ‘It goes against my beliefs’, she said, ‘but I can see you guys are really upset and I want to help you.’
    I appreciated her honesty.
    My waters broke and then the pain started. I was given a TENS machine to use and when that stopped working they injected me with pethidine, an opiod. Normally they had to be careful with drugs because they would pass to the baby but in my case that didn’t matter. I could have as much pain relief as I wanted. Then the pethidine started make me feel violently sick and they injected me with an anti-nausea drug.

    And so it went on, through the night. My temperature rose and they gave me paracetamol and directed a fan on to me. 
    In the morning the baby still hadn’t arrived so I was taken to another room and a doctor jiggled around inside me until suddenly with a great gush something happened and the doctor cried out in great distress, ‘I’m sorry, I’m sorry.’
    Then I was wheeled into an operating theatre. I was still detached from everything that was going on, but when I watched them put another needle into my arm I could see that I was shaking.
    The next thing I remember was someone touching me gently and telling me to wake up. I opened my eyes to see a nurse was standing over me.
    ‘We’re just going to wheel you back to your room,’ she said kindly. ‘Will your baby be waiting for you?’
    My mind spun. I hardly knew where I was, let alone what was happening. I raked my brain for the correct answer. At last I found it.
    ‘I . . . I think he’s dead,’ I said.
 
Frog was pacing the room when we arrived back. They slid me into to bed – the wrong one, the one that Frog had been sleeping in - and I lay on my back, drained of everything except relief. Nesta, the midwife who I’d spoken to light years earlier, appeared, took one look at my face and kissed me.
    They brought the baby in, dressed in a bonnet and shawl, and let us hold him. It was a boy and we called him Thomas. Frog cried and cried.

To be continued

6.7 Fertility

This is an instalment of an autobiographical series. See right for more information.

Maybe we wanted to do something to mark our ‘newness’. Maybe we were fed up with being pariahs, with people thinking there was something wrong with us or saying that we were ‘selfish’ - not that many did, but I could feel them thinking it. Whatever the reasons, we dived head-first into our quest, or rather I did and Frog followed behind without saying much.

    First stop the doctor, where Frog was discovered to have a low sperm count. This was not unexpected given his age and not unusual given the polluted environment we all lived in. He was advised to wear boxer shorts rather than tight underpants, which he did with much protest.

    Of course, a crucial step on the road to conceiving is to actually go about making a baby, which as you will know by now was something I had always struggled with.

    The way I saw it, we had four faculties – body, mind, emotions and spirit – and I could only make love with one at a time. To put them together was too terrifying. What if something went wrong? Where would I be then? I couldn’t possibly risk everything, not even for Frog. Especially not with Frog.

    So we muddled on.
   
Meanwhile I plunged into researching fertility - exploring self-help, what complementary therapies could do, and the pros and cons of conventional medical intervention. Hey, I thought as I pinged off yet another email requesting information or staggered back from the library with yet another load of books, what if I were to write about this? There was nothing around that actually dealt with the subject the way I wanted it dealt with.
    At the time I was freelancing for a publisher in Dorset which specialised in what were called ‘mind, body, spirit’ books and I was working on a series which dealt with the whole range of possible treatments – conventional and unconventional – for chronic diseases such as migraine, arthritis, asthma, back pain, diabetes and irritable bowel syndrome. Would they be interested in a volume on fertility?
    I put together an introduction, a chapter and a synopsis and sent them to the publisher, and yes they were very interested, but wanted to call the book ‘Infertility’ as that fitted better into the series than ‘Fertility’. I didn’t want to call the book ‘Infertility’ as I didn’t want people to think that was what I was suffering from. I wasn’t infertile, I was just old. But I could see the publisher’s point. So ‘Infertility’ the book became. They paid me a chunk of money, which was more than welcome, and I started writing.
 
During my researches I came across a charity (since disbanded) that specialised in helping people suffering from infertility, mainly by prescribing mega-doses of supplements. We went through their testing process which discovered that we were both suffering from too much heavy metal in our systems and deficiencies in certain vitamins and minerals. Again, this was unsurprising. It was simply a case of working out our specific needs.
    They also recommended that we be tested for sexually transmitted diseases which – given our history with Sam – we did. It was a horrible process and I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. Thankfully, we came out clear.
    So we bought a bucket-load of supplements (which didn’t come cheaply) and embarked on our journey towards reproductive health.
    At Frog’s next test, his sperm count had risen dramatically, so something was working, and we began to feel excited. Or, at least, I did.
 
Then about six months into our quest I missed a period and, when I did a pregnancy test, the magic second blue line appeared. I could hardly believe it.
    Presuming that our supplement prescriptions would need to be changed, I rang the charity in high excitement.
    ‘Oh no,’ they said. ‘You weren’t supposed to be trying for a baby while taking the supplements.’
    ‘You never said anything about that,’ I snapped back.
    Well, they hadn’t. I knew I would have remembered if they had. I was nothing if not thorough in everything, and especially in this. I was furious.
    They ignored me and said instead, 'You’ve risked either having a miscarriage or something being very wrong with the baby.’

To be continued . . .